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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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suchainz:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

LMFAOOOOOOOOO IM CRYINGGGGGG 

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goldenoakleaves that is a very valid point

i swear superdrug actually have snails deliver their parcels

i need to epilate because i look a bit like a yeti but c b a so maybe i won’t

nicewitch:

So was Daniel Radcliffe always this hot? Did it take a pack of dogs to make us realise this?

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